Period:  You want cookies
Period:  You want to fuck
Period:  You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period:  Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period:  Kill them.
Period:  Kill them too.
Period:  Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period:  Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period:  HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.